Detox: But not the kind Amanda Bynes needs

Summer is in full swing, 

and there is nothing worse than 

feeling like a full balloon after a backyard BBQ. 

But have no fear. 

Just add a cucumber and lemon to a gallon of 

water and drink up. 

You will deflate back to your normal size in no time. 

I had heard of drinking lemon and cucumber water 

as a natural detox for ages. And trust me, it works. 

{Unless you are a child-star-gone-wrong 

trying to get rid of vast quantities of drugs in your system,

then you might need a little something stronger

that only Passages Malibu can offer.}

For the rest of us who weren't Mouseketeers, 

grab your favorite Tervis tumblr and drink up.

You will be beach ready in no time.

PS I've also found that two cups

of coffee and a venti 

passion tea lemonade achieves the

same result. Your pick.