What your Starbucks drink says about you

Tuesday, October 29, 2013 | Stamp in My Passport||

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

I'd like to think that I am fluent in coffeehouse. Perhaps I should add that to my resume as a second language. For some reason, coffee shops are always filled with college students and recent graduates who probably shouldn't spend $4 on a drink in the first place. 

And as I wait patiently in line, I contemplate what each order says about the person. This is what I came up with:

1. Frappachino - Your friends dragged you here so you will drown your disgust for coffee in a sea of syrup and whipped cream. Traits: easy-going, crowd follower, child at heart

2. Cappuccino (extra dry) - You spent a semester in Italy and want to still reminisce the days of sipping cappuccinos at an outdoor cafe. Traits: sophisticated, a tad bit uppity, classic

3. Pumpkin/peppermint mocha/salted caramel flavored latte - You tire of ordering the same drink day after day so your order changes with the season. Traits: indecisive, trendy 

4. Coffee. Black. - You survive on caffeine and coffee is a necessity not a luxury. You appreciate the complex flavors of each blend and want to enjoy them uninterrupted by competing flavors. Traits: focused, determined, simplistic

5. Chai latte - You need a pick me up before going to yoga class and napping in your Enu hammock. Traits: healthy, calm, responsible 


9 comments:

Kate @ Another Clean Slate said...

What about a hot chocolate? :)

Tammy Jo said...

hahah this is so funny!!

Annie said...

hahaha! love this.

Natalie Joseph said...

Based on your options I'd opt for a frappacino :)

Mana Smith said...

What about a Cinnamon Dolce Latte? It's what I order everytime I go, and is my absolute favorite.

Mana
Fashion and Happy Things

chelsea LLinaBC said...

I think you hit the nail on the head with my order: coffee. black. [usually iced]. it's a morning necessity in my book. xo - chels @ LLinaBC.com

Megan C. Stroup said...

Ha! I saw your tweet about this post and was so excited to get to it in my feed. I actually order peppermint mochas year-round; in the summer, I just get them iced. What does THAT say about me? ;)

LittleMissConfused said...

Chai Latte made me laugh so hard :D Funny but true :)

Mrs. Pedersen said...

Haha!! Love this. My order changes with the seasons. But, my classic stand by is an iced latte. Never fails to make me happy. ;)