I'd like to think that I am fluent in coffeehouse. Perhaps I should add that to my resume as a second language. For some reason, coffee shops are always filled with college students and recent graduates who probably shouldn't spend $4 on a drink in the first place.
And as I wait patiently in line, I contemplate what each order says about the person. This is what I came up with:
1. Frappachino - Your friends dragged you here so you will drown your disgust for coffee in a sea of syrup and whipped cream. Traits: easy-going, crowd follower, child at heart
2. Cappuccino (extra dry) - You spent a semester in Italy and want to still reminisce the days of sipping cappuccinos at an outdoor cafe. Traits: sophisticated, a tad bit uppity, classic
3. Pumpkin/peppermint mocha/salted caramel flavored latte - You tire of ordering the same drink day after day so your order changes with the season. Traits: indecisive, trendy
4. Coffee. Black. - You survive on caffeine and coffee is a necessity not a luxury. You appreciate the complex flavors of each blend and want to enjoy them uninterrupted by competing flavors. Traits: focused, determined, simplistic
5. Chai latte - You need a pick me up before going to yoga class and napping in your Enu hammock. Traits: healthy, calm, responsible
9 comments:
What about a hot chocolate? :)
hahah this is so funny!!
hahaha! love this.
Based on your options I'd opt for a frappacino :)
What about a Cinnamon Dolce Latte? It's what I order everytime I go, and is my absolute favorite.
Mana
Fashion and Happy Things
I think you hit the nail on the head with my order: coffee. black. [usually iced]. it's a morning necessity in my book. xo - chels @ LLinaBC.com
Ha! I saw your tweet about this post and was so excited to get to it in my feed. I actually order peppermint mochas year-round; in the summer, I just get them iced. What does THAT say about me? ;)
Chai Latte made me laugh so hard :D Funny but true :)
Haha!! Love this. My order changes with the seasons. But, my classic stand by is an iced latte. Never fails to make me happy. ;)
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